pissvortex:

pissvortex:

they should invent edibles that aren’t scary

smoking weed: pretty good. Ok. just don’t overdo it

eating an edible: doesn’t kick in until 2 hours have passed at the exact moment that an amber alert is going off and your dog is barking at something you can’t see and your mind keeps skipping like a DVD

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zellion-refrigerator:

bro being a full cosmere fan requires you to have like 10 phd in magic system and legitimate research and analysis ability. how do you all do it i do not understand. what is a shard what is a surge what is investiture what the fuck are you all talking about

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neolxzr:

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guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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just-shower-thoughts:

If you remove all the water from a dam, and fill it with people instead, it will only have 30% less water

Not even true, packing density demands there will be some gaps between different people stacked on top of each other, whereas liquids have 100% packing density

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whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

ms paint drawing of a stick figure clutching a caramel frappe. the grip is causing blood to drip from the places where the fingers meet the cup and blood is dripping from the eyes instead of tears. the look on the face is of anguish.
#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

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Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe

oh i love this

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tebya: “Princess Diana shaking the hand of an AIDS victim with no gloves on, a move that would work to reduce AIDS stigma and help prove that AIDS is not spread by skin to skin contact. 1991, Toronto, Canada. ”
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rosiedosie: “ thegoddamnmagpie: “ laserscrewdriver: “ AVENGE ME HAMLET FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER ” O my prophetic soul! My uncle! ” Rule number 3 of tumblr. Always reblog the hamlet peacocks. ”
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